Swearing Is Bad

What the Fuck is goin' on 'ere?!!? Mothafucka?? Damn bitch...you gOn eat that?? Said Tommy to Sally...Sally says no Tommy you can have it if you want to, I don't mind. Tommy says well thanks bitch! That's fuckin' charishable of yer. So Tommy goes at the tasty lookin' fish sandwich like he just stole it from a convenient store...then Sally says 'hey Tommy...why don't you play with the other kids?' Tommy was shocked by this abrupt question "wadjyu say hoe?"..."say that one moe 'gain"...Sally was getting a little nervous, but she was a very nice girl so she politely asked again, 'um..why don't you play with the other kids?' Tommy said, "cuZ I can't stop cussin' ya fuckin' penis!" 'Oh,..ok' says Sally. Now the moral of the story is if you're not nice you'll end up with friends like Sally.

1-lina: Got Rice bitch, Got Rice?

Good HuntIn'

Impending Career Options

How exciting is this! My first blog-list.
These are suggestions I've received thus far:

FBI Agent
Graphic Arts Designer
Actress
Cold-hearted Business woman
Photographer
Political Spin doctor
Ruler of the Underworld
Concubine
Marketing manager
Magazine writer
Japanese talk show host
Collumist
Host of the Weakest Link
Yakuza Boss
The person that throws knives in the circus
Restaurant Reviewer
Stripper/ Dominatrix
Manager of Artist/Band
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One-liner: Will Travis join the Darkside?

The First Time

I didn't tell you guys this but a couple of days ago I did it for the first time...I know I know it's a surprise! Isn't it crazy, I told you guys I had nothing to blog about but here it is. I guess I can tell you about a little bit of what happened...I thought it would be kind of gross and maybe even hurt a little but it didn't at all! I didn't even bleed! Nope. No siree, not meee I have really really strong gums apparently! It was hard, I mean difficult, getting the floss in between all the spaces, but IIII did it! Yup! Oh wait, hahhaaha waaaiiiit a minute...yoou didn't think...you pervert...what dirty minds you all have! Yea well I guess you can say I had a hot date with Mr. Oral-B (Satin Floss). On to more important things: I'd like to officially congratulate a very very pungent victory on the part of Michael J. O'Malley, which will go down in Soka history as a first, for getting a lap dance from two very excited ladies in front of all his friends...it don't get any better then that folks. Yea...when I saw that sight, I was happy for all them other little Irish boys out there that ever wished one day "I'm gonna get some fine booty rubbed up against me while all my friends are watchin'. " I'm sure everybody felt nothing but pure bliss when they saw.. O'Malley's little leprechaun hat bobbing up and down...up and down...up down...as they continued to stroke and brush their little butts...against his crotch. Yeeesss my friends let's remember this moment...with a moment of silence shall we.....................ahh...... Speaking of wonderful birthdays, mine was very very wonderful yet I cannot submit myself to write about it because it is too close to my heart, you understand don't you darlings?? Good. In conclusion I would like to make an announcement that I have for the second time fallin' in love with someone who unfortunately does not feel the same way towards me. Yes. 'tis sad I should say, 'tis very sad...I shall mope and groan about it within this cold exterior.

My one-liner: The Irish are lucky...