I didn't tell you guys this but a couple of days ago I did it for the first time...I know I know it's a surprise! Isn't it crazy, I told you guys I had nothing to blog about but here it is. I guess I can tell you about a little bit of what happened...I thought it would be kind of gross and maybe even hurt a little but it didn't at all! I didn't even bleed! Nope. No siree, not meee I have really really strong gums apparently! It was hard, I mean difficult, getting the floss in between all the spaces, but IIII did it! Yup! Oh wait, hahhaaha waaaiiiit a minute...yoou didn't think...you pervert...what dirty minds you all have! Yea well I guess you can say I had a hot date with Mr. Oral-B (Satin Floss). On to more important things: I'd like to officially congratulate a very very pungent victory on the part of Michael J. O'Malley, which will go down in Soka history as a first, for getting a lap dance from two very excited ladies in front of all his friends...it don't get any better then that folks. Yea...when I saw that sight, I was happy for all them other little Irish boys out there that ever wished one day "I'm gonna get some fine booty rubbed up against me while all my friends are watchin'. " I'm sure everybody felt nothing but pure bliss when they saw.. O'Malley's little leprechaun hat bobbing up and down...up and down...up down...as they continued to stroke and brush their little butts...against his crotch. Yeeesss my friends let's remember this moment...with a moment of silence shall we.....................ahh...... Speaking of wonderful birthdays, mine was very very wonderful yet I cannot submit myself to write about it because it is too close to my heart, you understand don't you darlings?? Good. In conclusion I would like to make an announcement that I have for the second time fallin' in love with someone who unfortunately does not feel the same way towards me. Yes. 'tis sad I should say, 'tis very sad...I shall mope and groan about it within this cold exterior.
My one-liner: The Irish are lucky...
2 comments:
hey Ann,
I thought I'd let you know my version of the story, cause it didn't go down at all as you said it did, I wasn't the happy-go-lucky irish boy smiling like a kid with a lolly pop in his mouth while two rambuctious ladys ride his crotch like a pony....the real story goes like this: I was dancing (a least a foot away of from) my favorite female friends(Ann, Elle, Conny) to the delightful "hip-hop killa straight out the hood" playlist I created for my birthday party. one of the songs we were dancing to was getting a little old, so I sit down to grab the ipod behind the couch and skip to the next track...mean while Mr. N(leader of the soka underworld)quickly signals to his two female protges that it's o'malleys birthday and since he lives in the cruel sex-less prision that is soka university it would be a great to give him a lap dance-or as we call it in the old country "ye larrpdance" -for his b-day. So, As I'm about to get up from the couch, the two vixens decend upon me(one by the way had something in her pocket-I think it was a knife!) and say "happy birthday," "what are you doing?" I say, my eyes blinking rapidly,"don't act so dumb, shamus O'hot-pants" the object in her pocket rubing agaist my leg(a Knife!). The jungle music rages on, the two cruel temptresses have their way with me, I wave my hands to my friends(yes you miss Takayama) in disstress, and all they do is laugh... and take alot of pictures. ("happy birthday mike-puuushaa! thanks for nothin') the song is over, the two women, their thrist for innocent irish boys quenched, flee the scene. I'm left on the couch in a pool of my own shame. No one consoles me, in fact all they say is "congratulations Mike." thanks Ann for amplifying my trama with your little blog ...with friends like you, who needs friends?
by the way your blog is pretty funny...I like the one about the JET guy..."naught boy"-yup pretty funny...
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