What the hell?!?!? I'm on the Alternate-list!! That's the longer list!! Well Fuck them! I just got a call from God and they want me to be the next pontiff!! That's right I'm gonna be the first Asian American, woman, and Buddhist to be the leader of the 1.1 billion members of the Roman Catholic Faith...damn that's gonna look pretty good on my resume. JET will want me back after that! I'm mean I should have got on the short-list...who do they think I am? What did I do wrong?? It must have been that time I tried to jump the Consul...damn it, I thought I was scoring some points for that...I don't know, I'm having some reservations about becoming the next Pope though, I mean they're gonna put me in that Pope-mobile to protect all the eligible men out there from me...wait is that the other way around?? Anyway, my back-up plan isn't bad though...although I'm not sure if the red vestment will look too good on me, but that pope hat will make me taller...maybe JET will take me then...Also I would like to report that I have successfully avoided any contact with my father the 12 hours I was in vegas. Oh yea and finally I want to give a quick shout out to our friend we all know who I'm talking about that special tyrant that got dissed and dismissed by the chocolatey and magically delicious half-bear half-human Travis. Jessica don't worry someone better will come along, maybe a full bear next time! I'm JUST KIDDING! We all know that bears can't date humans! No no, in all seriousness they can't.
One-liner: It ain't no mArcha, it's March mothafucka - Radio Raheem
Good Hunting Guys.
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HEEEEYYYYYYY!!!! All the dissing and dismissing was done by ME, for ME, and of ME! Or was it the people...? Either way, it means ME. He's half bear for goodness sake. No duh I'm better off without him.
I suck coz I only appear to be able to think of one joke and one joke alone...
Why did the plane crash into the house????
COZ THE LANDING LIGHT WAS ON!!
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