Lady in the Rice Paddy

So you know in every neighborhood there's a "scary" lady? Well, I think that lady is me. I don't think I've ever wronged any of my reticent neighbors, but for some reason when they see me coming...they flee. I mean immediately quit what they're doing, and scurry off in the other direction. I don't understand. I understand people find me frightening once they get to know me, but certainly not before. I was on my bike approaching my house and I noticed the grandma from the house in front of mine. She was looking up admiring the rare blue sky; but then she saw me coming and hurried as fast as her brittle hips would take her inside. While the elderly to run and hide my other neighbors love to stare at me through their car windows like its a one-way mirror and I'm the so called accident. I can't begin to imagine what kind of stories their making up about me after living here for a year and a half now. Perhaps I'm the subject of preemptive stories parents tell their children. If so, that's kinda cool.