Impending Career Options

How exciting is this! My first blog-list.
These are suggestions I've received thus far:

FBI Agent
Graphic Arts Designer
Actress
Cold-hearted Business woman
Photographer
Political Spin doctor
Ruler of the Underworld
Concubine
Marketing manager
Magazine writer
Japanese talk show host
Collumist
Host of the Weakest Link
Yakuza Boss
The person that throws knives in the circus
Restaurant Reviewer
Stripper/ Dominatrix
Manager of Artist/Band
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One-liner: Will Travis join the Darkside?