My First Blind Date

So I just got back from my first blind date and well....I know what I don't want. Just kidding, JUST KIDDING! He was really nice, but I wouldn't go out with him again...I think he might actually be an inch smaller than me, which is why I think Pili set me up with him. It was weeeiiiirrrdd I felt like I had to kind of bend my knees slightly so he wouldn't feel bad. Basically this guy (Greg Tam) is a rich boy from Palles Verde, his house is apparently on the beach. He took me to a kinda lush lunch where there's $5 parking and $15 salads...yea, the food was good we should all go there sometime its called Las Brisas its overlooking Laguna Beach, the soup was gooooood. Anyway, he goes to UCI he's in his fifth year there as a computer something something major, he likes Bone-thugs and harmony (even though they don't make music anymore), and he plays video games. I think he's a nerd, but not a cool nerd...He was really nice the whole time, he was trying hard to keep up the conversation, but he kept apologizing for not entertaining me enough...yea...we had okay converstion but very sterile...and basically whatever he started talking about I knew more about it and that's not a good sign since I don't know much about this world, so basically I declared check-mate everytime. I need at least a little challenge just to feel like I'm actually in a relationship....Anyway continuing: He and Chinako went to the same high school and they were in orchestra together. We got lost trying to get to the restaurant, the one thing that did surprise me was that he actually made reservations at Las Brisas, that was pretty kool. After we ate while feeling bad that I wasn't eating a lot (I didn't want to, it was so freakin' expensive, I was planning to pay so I just had their soup) we went for a walk on the beach and we ended up at this like 'lovers cove' kinda area bleah couples were everywhere! They were all on top of each other and here we are walking amongst them...awkward. Anyway after that we took the long way home by taking the 405 instead of turing left on El Toro. I was wondering if I should hug him and say goodbye or what, but I ended up saying I had a good time and bolted out of there! I think he was confused of what to do next apparently (he also was a virgin to blind dates) so as I was walking toward 370 he didn't drive off until I motioned him to...NOT in a mean way! I was just trying to make him leave by pretending that I was giving him directions out of Soka (and out of my life). But, he was really nice...but I don't think he's passionate about anything...anyway I hate to admit it but I was NOT physically attracted to him....I guess nice guys do finish last...sorry mr. Tam; actually he's better off not being with a bitch like me. It was a good mild experience for a first blind date. Next time someone taller and interesting...

My one-liner: 4' 11" just don't cut it.

Good hunting!