Leave 'em Laughing

I got nothing to say about JET except the consul is HOT! oh yea baby. That's how I like 'em, 40 and with power! mmm mmm that's some goooood eatin' rhat dere. So yea, if you want to talk to or date a women like me, don't hesitate to call! I will be good to you, AND to your brother. Ok sorry I don't know what just came over me, oh it's the other brother. Ok sorry too much huh? Anyway! the JET interview was great! I made eye contact with each panel member pretty freakin' constantly, I answered all the questions except two with spitting accuracy (whatever the hell that means), and I made all of them smile and laugh at least once with my keen wit or my pimple colony....whichever. Yea so it was good, we got to make the other JET interviewees that were waiting in the lounge with us nervous because we were laughing and joking like it was the tonight show with Angel (she's the presentation lady that came to Soka and also the check in lady for the interviews) I think we made them more nervous then they already were so that was really fun (oh c'mon you know I'm a bitch, should I stop saying that?) Yea so it was alright, the two questions that I didn't answer with spitting accuracy was "if you had 5min to prepare a lesson on one president who would it be and why?" I said Abraham Lincoln because he was the man who started...no no no...ok so he was the president when the country was divided into the north and the south...and...so when they brought in new states they had to be either slave or non-slave state...yea so basically he changed the whole damn country to what it is today...fuckin' I don't know I learned this shit in junior high I'll research this shit when you give me the job! I think they liked the second part better. Then the sexiest man alive, well who I think is at least in the next 5min, asked me "if I were I naughty boy how would you discipline me?" I was like whaaaat? Are you serious? Well...no he didn't ask it like that but I said I'd play a game with the class and he asked for me to be more specific and I said, yea..I don't know at this point hot stuff. I think he liked the second part of that answer too. Yea so it was ok. In completely unrelated news Allison is teaching me how to drive a stick shift. This is my progress report: I stalled 80% of the time, I found the G-spot but I couldn't work it too well, and I almost ran over 2 under classmen...I should have huh we have too many of them anyway. And today my mother finally seriously said that she has provisional plans of leaving my father after she pays off her debts!! YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!! I have been waiting for this moment for a long time guys! It's finally come! I'm serious as a heart attack, trust me it'll free my mother and make her 10times better. Anyway that's my inappropriate, nasty, abrasive message to you all.

One liner: Sometimes I Just Get So Angry! --The Angry Girl

Good Hunting guys.