Swearing Is Bad

What the Fuck is goin' on 'ere?!!? Mothafucka?? Damn bitch...you gOn eat that?? Said Tommy to Sally...Sally says no Tommy you can have it if you want to, I don't mind. Tommy says well thanks bitch! That's fuckin' charishable of yer. So Tommy goes at the tasty lookin' fish sandwich like he just stole it from a convenient store...then Sally says 'hey Tommy...why don't you play with the other kids?' Tommy was shocked by this abrupt question "wadjyu say hoe?"..."say that one moe 'gain"...Sally was getting a little nervous, but she was a very nice girl so she politely asked again, 'um..why don't you play with the other kids?' Tommy said, "cuZ I can't stop cussin' ya fuckin' penis!" 'Oh,..ok' says Sally. Now the moral of the story is if you're not nice you'll end up with friends like Sally.

1-lina: Got Rice bitch, Got Rice?

Good HuntIn'

Impending Career Options

How exciting is this! My first blog-list.
These are suggestions I've received thus far:

FBI Agent
Graphic Arts Designer
Actress
Cold-hearted Business woman
Photographer
Political Spin doctor
Ruler of the Underworld
Concubine
Marketing manager
Magazine writer
Japanese talk show host
Collumist
Host of the Weakest Link
Yakuza Boss
The person that throws knives in the circus
Restaurant Reviewer
Stripper/ Dominatrix
Manager of Artist/Band
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One-liner: Will Travis join the Darkside?

The First Time

I didn't tell you guys this but a couple of days ago I did it for the first time...I know I know it's a surprise! Isn't it crazy, I told you guys I had nothing to blog about but here it is. I guess I can tell you about a little bit of what happened...I thought it would be kind of gross and maybe even hurt a little but it didn't at all! I didn't even bleed! Nope. No siree, not meee I have really really strong gums apparently! It was hard, I mean difficult, getting the floss in between all the spaces, but IIII did it! Yup! Oh wait, hahhaaha waaaiiiit a minute...yoou didn't think...you pervert...what dirty minds you all have! Yea well I guess you can say I had a hot date with Mr. Oral-B (Satin Floss). On to more important things: I'd like to officially congratulate a very very pungent victory on the part of Michael J. O'Malley, which will go down in Soka history as a first, for getting a lap dance from two very excited ladies in front of all his friends...it don't get any better then that folks. Yea...when I saw that sight, I was happy for all them other little Irish boys out there that ever wished one day "I'm gonna get some fine booty rubbed up against me while all my friends are watchin'. " I'm sure everybody felt nothing but pure bliss when they saw.. O'Malley's little leprechaun hat bobbing up and down...up and down...up down...as they continued to stroke and brush their little butts...against his crotch. Yeeesss my friends let's remember this moment...with a moment of silence shall we.....................ahh...... Speaking of wonderful birthdays, mine was very very wonderful yet I cannot submit myself to write about it because it is too close to my heart, you understand don't you darlings?? Good. In conclusion I would like to make an announcement that I have for the second time fallin' in love with someone who unfortunately does not feel the same way towards me. Yes. 'tis sad I should say, 'tis very sad...I shall mope and groan about it within this cold exterior.

My one-liner: The Irish are lucky...

Leave 'em Laughing

I got nothing to say about JET except the consul is HOT! oh yea baby. That's how I like 'em, 40 and with power! mmm mmm that's some goooood eatin' rhat dere. So yea, if you want to talk to or date a women like me, don't hesitate to call! I will be good to you, AND to your brother. Ok sorry I don't know what just came over me, oh it's the other brother. Ok sorry too much huh? Anyway! the JET interview was great! I made eye contact with each panel member pretty freakin' constantly, I answered all the questions except two with spitting accuracy (whatever the hell that means), and I made all of them smile and laugh at least once with my keen wit or my pimple colony....whichever. Yea so it was good, we got to make the other JET interviewees that were waiting in the lounge with us nervous because we were laughing and joking like it was the tonight show with Angel (she's the presentation lady that came to Soka and also the check in lady for the interviews) I think we made them more nervous then they already were so that was really fun (oh c'mon you know I'm a bitch, should I stop saying that?) Yea so it was alright, the two questions that I didn't answer with spitting accuracy was "if you had 5min to prepare a lesson on one president who would it be and why?" I said Abraham Lincoln because he was the man who started...no no no...ok so he was the president when the country was divided into the north and the south...and...so when they brought in new states they had to be either slave or non-slave state...yea so basically he changed the whole damn country to what it is today...fuckin' I don't know I learned this shit in junior high I'll research this shit when you give me the job! I think they liked the second part better. Then the sexiest man alive, well who I think is at least in the next 5min, asked me "if I were I naughty boy how would you discipline me?" I was like whaaaat? Are you serious? Well...no he didn't ask it like that but I said I'd play a game with the class and he asked for me to be more specific and I said, yea..I don't know at this point hot stuff. I think he liked the second part of that answer too. Yea so it was ok. In completely unrelated news Allison is teaching me how to drive a stick shift. This is my progress report: I stalled 80% of the time, I found the G-spot but I couldn't work it too well, and I almost ran over 2 under classmen...I should have huh we have too many of them anyway. And today my mother finally seriously said that she has provisional plans of leaving my father after she pays off her debts!! YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!! I have been waiting for this moment for a long time guys! It's finally come! I'm serious as a heart attack, trust me it'll free my mother and make her 10times better. Anyway that's my inappropriate, nasty, abrasive message to you all.

One liner: Sometimes I Just Get So Angry! --The Angry Girl

Good Hunting guys.

My First Blind Date

So I just got back from my first blind date and well....I know what I don't want. Just kidding, JUST KIDDING! He was really nice, but I wouldn't go out with him again...I think he might actually be an inch smaller than me, which is why I think Pili set me up with him. It was weeeiiiirrrdd I felt like I had to kind of bend my knees slightly so he wouldn't feel bad. Basically this guy (Greg Tam) is a rich boy from Palles Verde, his house is apparently on the beach. He took me to a kinda lush lunch where there's $5 parking and $15 salads...yea, the food was good we should all go there sometime its called Las Brisas its overlooking Laguna Beach, the soup was gooooood. Anyway, he goes to UCI he's in his fifth year there as a computer something something major, he likes Bone-thugs and harmony (even though they don't make music anymore), and he plays video games. I think he's a nerd, but not a cool nerd...He was really nice the whole time, he was trying hard to keep up the conversation, but he kept apologizing for not entertaining me enough...yea...we had okay converstion but very sterile...and basically whatever he started talking about I knew more about it and that's not a good sign since I don't know much about this world, so basically I declared check-mate everytime. I need at least a little challenge just to feel like I'm actually in a relationship....Anyway continuing: He and Chinako went to the same high school and they were in orchestra together. We got lost trying to get to the restaurant, the one thing that did surprise me was that he actually made reservations at Las Brisas, that was pretty kool. After we ate while feeling bad that I wasn't eating a lot (I didn't want to, it was so freakin' expensive, I was planning to pay so I just had their soup) we went for a walk on the beach and we ended up at this like 'lovers cove' kinda area bleah couples were everywhere! They were all on top of each other and here we are walking amongst them...awkward. Anyway after that we took the long way home by taking the 405 instead of turing left on El Toro. I was wondering if I should hug him and say goodbye or what, but I ended up saying I had a good time and bolted out of there! I think he was confused of what to do next apparently (he also was a virgin to blind dates) so as I was walking toward 370 he didn't drive off until I motioned him to...NOT in a mean way! I was just trying to make him leave by pretending that I was giving him directions out of Soka (and out of my life). But, he was really nice...but I don't think he's passionate about anything...anyway I hate to admit it but I was NOT physically attracted to him....I guess nice guys do finish last...sorry mr. Tam; actually he's better off not being with a bitch like me. It was a good mild experience for a first blind date. Next time someone taller and interesting...

My one-liner: 4' 11" just don't cut it.

Good hunting!

Formal Apology

This is a formal apology for finally getting the address right for this site. I know you have been awaiting my wonderful blog entries...I actually did a entry before this but for some reason it has been erased...bastards! I thought I make sporadic entries so that it looks like I'm keeping it up...let's see interesting things that happened to me today are....I woke up at 6:30am worked out for half and hour with Sammie on an empty stomach I thought I was gonna throw-up (I guess nothing) then when I was walking back a maintenance guy on a cart almost ran me over (really) Don't worry I gave him a dirty look he'll never forget, hehehe. Today is my first day on the job...I'm sccaared and I'm scary so I guess that balances out. Which brings me to Travis who is not afraid of me and have been trying to get him to join our group, but apparently there is dissention in the ranks about his over-qualified coolness. More discussion is needed on this. In related news I would like to find someway of joining the nerdiest boys in our school if not the world in their Risk game and also if possible their scrabble games as well (no Halo will be necessary). This concludes today's entry, I hope you all have enjoyed thoroughly and please leave any interesting, cynical, or funny comments on this entry. Good Hunting!

Ann

Oh yea my one-liner: $3.00 for a purse, them children working hard for Target.

Numero Uno

I actually don't like doing this bloggy thingys, but since I am graduating in about 5 months why not...Need to keep in touch with my friends somehow. This is a little test blog entry...so um...what the hell are we suppose to talk about in these things? Do you guys actually read everything I say? Hmmm...so I can brainwash you but you would just think you're reading a blog ann is the greatest person in the world and should be the all high and mighty ruler that doesn't say anything. I can see this easily becoming a depressing undertaking...Maybe instead of writing a whole spiel of my interesting day I should stick to one-liners that basically describes my day. Here's my first one.

Sunday, January 2, 2005:
Bored shitless.

Happy New Years guys :0